It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!

I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.

I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

Most people don't accept that they are an influence either improving or damaging others.

A lot of senators are so worried about convention and how they look that they wouldn't let their hair down if they had any.

We live in age of prudence. The leaders of the people now generally follow.

I intend to fight to ensure that Connecticut workers have a level playing field when competing for jobs.

It is far easier to explain to a three-year-old how babies are made than to explain the processes whereby bread or sugar appear on the table.

If ye live enough befure thirty ye won't care to live at all afther fifty.

We call beauty that which supplies us with a particular pleasure.

I think those of us on a spiritual journey can help create a new conversation, a new America, and a new world.

Everything has to do with loving and not loving.

When they tell you that you have cancer, you panic.