It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

Dancing falls into the same category as poetry for a woman – it equals dreaming, which may inspire thoughts about such banned topics as love and desire.

I am deeply saddened by the death of my dear friend, Dudley Moore.

Mad is the man who is forever gritting his teeth against that granite block, complete and changeless, of the past.

The best way to divulge a secret is to tell someone not to say anything about it.

The Essence of Knowledge is, having it, to use it.

Golf is meaningless, but it means so much.

I made an impulse buy of a house in Maine to make my wife happy and now have gone back into debt and it's all started over for me.

I owe a debt to America that I will never be able to repay.

As so often happens in marriage, roles that had begun almost playfully, to give line and shape to our lives, had hardened like suits of armor and taken us prisoner.

On an average day, I have two things to read in my purse: a book and a play.