It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it.

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.

I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day.

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.

I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.

Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And we should have more of it, not less.

This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.

We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.

That's what I've noticed about being 32: it is a lot of women and a lot of boys our age.

For the first time ever we sympathized with the President because we saw how wildly our sphere of influence was misrepresented by those in no position to know what was going on.

No one teaches you how to be a famous person no one teaches you how to be a role model. It's something you have to do on your own.

The evaporation of 4 million who believe in this crap would leave the world a better place.

It is necessary to abandon yourself completely, and let the music do as it will with you. All people come to music to seek oblivion.

When I want to treat myself, I will almost always get myself a new handbag.

I live like a Hottentot. I cannot exchange one sensible word with anyone.

I'll start drinking tea over coffee when the big hand is on Never and the little hand is on Ain't Gonna Happen.

When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.

It is the stars, it is the ancient stars, it is the young and everlasting stars!