It's kind of a camaraderie in the comedy community, people are kind of proud of how badly they go down sometimes, and it's quite nice to join in with that.

I do love live performing, but I'm not a stand-up naturally, and I don't like the lifestyle of working just in the evenings at clubs.

I'm more influenced by characters than standups. I love strong, comic women, because it's so hard and I have so much respect for anyone who can do it.

The Puzzle Piece CharmTo A Life Filled with Friends Who Complete You

When all humans have self-love, wouldn’t it be heaven on earth?

There will be no true freedom without virtue, no true science without religion, no true industry without the fear of God and love to your fellow citizens.

I try to be specific. One thought at a time. Clear. Articulate. And above all, memorable, if you can be. You'd like to write phrases that people can't forget as soon as they read them.

We're a family operation. There's not many of us. We have a couple people who come from time to time who work with us. Two of my sons are themselves filmmakers, and we can't afford them nor they us.

My first notebook was a Big Five tablet, given to me [at age five] by my mother with the sensible suggestion that I stop whining and learn to amuse myself by writing down my thoughts.

My religion and my patriotism derived from my religion, embrace all life.

Ive been on one TV series after another. None of the network decisions have ever made sense to me.

I think the fashion industry, as a result of globalization, has undergone a uniformity. I'm not saying that's good or that's bad but that is my observation.

A kind word is no substitute for a piece of herring or a bag of oats.