It's kind of spooky when you are caught talking to God everybody thinks you're nuts. They used to call you a prophet.

They ought to bury people in hospitals and let sick people get well in the cemeteries.

Women sometimes allow you to be unfaithful to their love

I am the master of my destiny.

I'm against an income tax because all the rich people hire lawyers and accountants to be sure that they don't pay income tax.

Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips.

What is success? It isn't only about winning, but playing in a certain way.

You believe in God? Believe also in your imagination.

There's really no way to fast-track someone because the rate that their brain is able to interpret the information they're getting is on pace with life.

Make no mistake, you would prefer to work for someone who is going to put their arm around you at times and lift you.

Cross the street to avoid making aimless chitchat with random acquaintances.

There are endless exercises for arms, but the basics are best-chinups and pushups.