It's kinda cool seeing people having real fights with people they really know.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care

It all comes down to probable cause: If you think something's up, maybe you gotta take a look.

Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

Life is not always like chess. Just because you have the king surrounded, don't think he is not capable of hurting you.

It can be liberating to get fired because you realize the world doesn't end. There's other ways to make money, better jobs.

Good actors, you always know what they're thinking. That's why they're good actors.

I can't pull off blond, but I got some blond tips. Which is as close as I'll ever come to being in a '90s boy band.

In corporate levels, it's all about tailoring your shirt and which tennis club you belong to and which watch you are wearing and what did you shoot last week?

It's got to be weird to sit in an office all day and deal with these creative types without having any idea of what they do or how they do it.

Any time you do physical stuff, violence, it is controlled. It's a little bit like you block the move.

I'm sure I'll feel much more grateful when I find a guy who thinks complex wiring in a girl is a turn-on.

O Lord, Thy Word, heals my wounds.O Lord, Thy Word, gives me hope. O Lord, Thy Word, strengthens my spirit.O Lord, Thy Word, revive my soul.

A bedroom is not necessary for me to demonstrate my womanliness!

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.

You're the one who doesn't understand, I've been standing on the edge with you for years.

Speak to the earth and it shall teach thee.

The way you get to know yourself is by the expressions on other people's faces, because that's the only thing that you can see, unless you carry a mirror about.

I started in a business background, but then it was like, 'you know, I can't do math,' so I changed it to a liberal arts degree and got my Bachelor of Arts in Communications and it made sense.

The whole point of wearing a disguise was to be seen wearing her.

Death doesn't just take someone, it misses someone else, and in the small distance between being taken and being missed, lives are changed.