It's like I'm managing to achieve all this success in spite of my affliction ... Would you ever put that in the headline for a male star?

As a teenager I went all Goth, but I wasn't mopey enough. I would pretend to be, but I'd end up making people laugh.

I've never felt like I needed to change. I've always thought, 'If you want somebody different, pick somebody else.'

There’s a greatness in not caring what people think

Hollywood wants to make women so perfect. Perfect hair. Perfect job. Perfect manners... I know some of the most beautiful women, and they are so weird. That's what makes them funny and captivating.

I watch HGTV like a maniac, and when it's bad, it's like some crazy college guy watching a football game.

I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution.

You just have to say, 'It’s pretty damn good. I am right here at the moment and I’m OK with it. I've got other things to think about.'

Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, 'I could be another three pounds less; I could be a little taller and have bigger lips.'

I could eat healthier, I could drink less. I should be learning another language and working out more, but I'm just always saying, 'Ah, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.'

When someone really believes in what they're saying, but it's crazy, it's like my favorite thing on earth.

It is better to do the will of God than seek your own ways.

I had discovered that learning something, no matter how complex, wasn't hard when I had a reason to want to know it.

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you.

All I'm saying is that minerals are just a rudimentary form of consciousness whereas the other people are saying that consciousness is a complicated form of minerals.

I like so much wearing heels, legs look so much better, everything looks better. But it's only recently I've had the courage to do that.

A logoless company is a faceless man

Everyone we regard as brilliant has endured an enormous amount of failure.

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold.

I'll lie here and learn How, over their ground, Trees make a long shadow And a light sound.

My dream is to show the fire which comes out of the horses' nostrils; the dust which rises from their hooves. I want this to be an infernal waltz.