It's like apples and oranges, you can't compare it. It was just a matter of playing anyone who was breathing.

Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it.

Baseball is dull only to dull minds.

This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all.

You have to be as fully prepared for the dull game as you are for the great game, or else you won't be prepared for the great one.

Writing is easy. Just sit down and open a vein.

When I'm talking to a large audience, I imagine that I'm talking to a single person.

People see what they want to see.

When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling irons.

On radio, you're an artist. On TV, you're a servant.

Some people just love to stir the pot, but don't realize they're cooking themselves.

The Church has an excellent appetite. She has swallowed whole countries and the questionHas never risen of indigestion. Only the Church . . . can take Ill-gotten goods without stomach-ache!

Many families think of church as if it was a convention - they send one delegate.

Is there climate change? I live in the shadow of some of the greatest climate change the world has ever seen. It's called the Rocky Mountains. When the glaciers went back.

Unless I am what I am and feel what I feel - as hard as I can and as honestly and truly as I can - then I am nothing. Let me feel guilty ... don't try to educate me ... don't protect me.

Having the presence of mind to react to any situation onstage is what makes the best performers keep their spontaneity intact.

It did suffer and it became very weak, while the reporters from Iraqi radio and television stations were more active and had more accurate information.

I don't pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!

He had to choose between something he had become accustomed to and something he wanted to have.

Hurry up and learn patience.