It's like being called up in the draft. The peculiar joy of hemorrhaging without bleeding starts when the evil little red light glows on the monstrous camera.

There is something supremely reassuring about television; the worst is always yet to come.

Why not pick up the new full-length motion picture at the corner drugstore and then run it through one's home TV receiver?

Mr. Presley has no discernible singing ability.

One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath.

Here's to our enduring sisterhood. May it bind us together more tightly that the Lycra in my Spanx underpants.

I think loss of loved ones is the hardest blow in life.

I do not like violence.

We shall take great care not to annoy the horse and spoil his friendly charm, for it is like the scent of a blossom - once lost it will never return

At a certain point, particularly in his third term, Mayor Bloomberg lost touch with the people he was serving.

John Boehner - doesn't he look like every guy you've ever seen at a hotel bar? He looks like the kind of guy who licks his thumb when he counts his money.

No idea holds greater sway in the minds of educated Americans that the belief that it is possible to democratize governments anytime and anywhere under any circumstances.

What children can do with the assistance of others might be in some sense even more indicative of their mental development than what they can do alone

I fought a bear once. But it started crying, so I let it off.

Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one.