It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Am I eating chicken or tuna?

People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.

Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.

I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.

I get my inspiration from books, pictures, art. I might find a vintage scarf and say, "I think this should be our color palette."

Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.

Stereotyping as a term has a negative connotation.

Take your message of equality of achievement, take your message of economic dependency, take your message of enslaving the entrepreneurial will and spirit of the American people somewhere else.

and then Zach said a really bad word, but I doubt DeeDee noticed because it was in Farsi

Seems like everything people oughta know they just don't want to hear. I guess that's the big trouble with the world.

There is nothing which vanity does not desecrate.

I think, fundamentally, open source does tend to be more stable software. It's the right way to do things.

He who says he never needs help, most does.

First of all, the art of living; then as my ideal profession, poetry and philosophy, and as my real profession, plastic arts; in the last resort, for lack of income, illustrations.

Eliminate something superfluous from your life. Break a habit. Do something that makes you feel insecure.

The idea of literalism in the Bible is a very new phenomenon. In many ways, it's a product of the scientific revolution.