It's like that, I guess, when the past come to collect what you owe.

When I die, I plan to be laughing hysterically.

The BALLPOINT PENGUINS, black and white, Do little else but write and write.Although they've nothing much to say, They write and write it anyway....

The mind is a masterpiece.

I think it wasn’t the Cirque du Soleil audition that was my once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, it’s Rory.

Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?

Well, Mom and Dad are both actors, and Ive spent a lot of time watching my mom on stage and a lot of time on set with my dad, so it was very much a part of my growing up.

No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight.

You know frankly, going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You just leave a lot of useless noisy baggage behind.

I'm a sci-fi guy. But I like fantasy too.

I enjoy hearing the way people think. I always have.