It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

It is so simple, to be happy think happiness.

Death, a cause of terror to the sinner, is a blessed moment for him who has walked in the right path.

It is the last thing we learn, / listening to the creature world.

It takes 50 years to get a wrong idea out of medicine, and 100 years a right one into medicine.

Learned behaviors have replaced the biologically given ones.

Television is teaching all the time. Does more educating than the schools and all the institutions of higher learning.

Those who desire only techniques will never understand this art. It is everything beyond that

Adopting means opening your home, and heart, to a life you've never known. But there is nothing as richly rewarding as being an adoptive parent.

Love is a grave mental illness.

The mysteries of Nature and of humanity are not lessened, but increased, by the discoveries of philosophic skill.