It's like this. Father Time keeps pitching the years at us. We swing and miss at a few. We hit a few out of the park. We try not to take any called strikes.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

One of the problems with not having gratitude in life is that heaven and earth could be given to one, yet one would still be unhappy.

Oh hell no, I thought. I am not wasting my first kiss on some guy who's skipping out on our first date.

There is no other enemy of a human being except his own nature.

When we were together, I loved you deeply and you gave me so much happiness I can never repay you.

Feelings change with time - or at least pain lessens with time; I know that from experience.

Without music in a horror there is actually such a big part missing.

Forgiving the men who killed my parents and brother was a process, a journey into deeper and deeper prayer.

The study of law left me unsatisfied, because I did not know the aspects of life which it serves. I perceived only the intricate mental juggling with fictions that did not interest me.

I've been called many things. But I suppose 'the devil' is as good a name as any.

In school the kids thought I was freaky because I made straight A's and daydreamed a lot