It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.

William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.

Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!

One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time

Nothing happens unless first we dream.

I have a theory that you get the right dog, the dog you need, for a particular stage in your life.

My wife is my soul mate. I can't imagine being without her.

First of all, you have to meet God with light! I do not believe that any man, that any man can solve the problems of life without Jesus Christ.

Sins are timeless. Sins are an everyday reality for every one. Sin has been in existence since the beginning of man, since Adam and Eve. It will always be pertinent.

Participating in a sisterhood with other women is hugely important in my life and a source of joy.

Frequently a big advantage can be gained by knowing how to give in at the right moment.

Tonight I gave you my soul, and I am dead." - Christine, from Gaston Leroux's: The Phantom of the Opera.

A man who cannot command himself will always be a slave.

It's a shame cars don't run on cognitive dissonance.