It's like you came to a controversy and a ball game breaks out.

Playing for Billy Martin is like being married to him. Right now, we're all sleeping on the couch.

Whether we have a leak or roof that needs to be replaced, we can always count on Premier Roofing Services to get the job done the right way.

In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope.

Hell is a place reserved for people who want their enemies to rot in Hell for sinning against them. Heaven is a place of amnesty

I am perhaps more proud of having helped to redeem the character of the cave-man than of any other single achievement of mine in the field of anthropology.

You have a right to protest. But I don't quite understand why anybody thinks it's a good idea to deny somebody else the right to express his or her point of view.

Lesson for the day: vision is always ahead of execution - and it should be.

I am not in politics. 'President Mutombo?' No, no, no. There has never been a politician in my family, and I am not going to try to be the first one.

Be ready to revise any system, scrap any method, abandon any theory, if the success of the job requires it.

You cannot be president of the United States if people below $50,000 don't think you care about them and you have no real communication that motivates them to vote for you.

Fortunately and unfortunately, people don't see me as a character actor. They see me as a leading man or nothing, which makes it really hard to get work.

Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.