It's lovely being a parent and being in a strong marriage with somebody who is your best friend.

There's a domino effect with certain things you say.

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.

We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases.

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.

When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.

I love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and add a few more stone on. I think the highest was 22 stone.

They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.

His conscience, like a sunburnt scorpion, was stinging itself to death.

We can do things that we never could before. Stop-motion lets you build tiny little worlds, and computers make that world even more believable.

Just like New Yorkers themselves, the trees in New York [city] work harder than any others in the world.

We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.

The quality of life, which in the ardour of spring was personal and sexual, becomes social in midsummer.

The task is to transform society; only the people can do that - not heroes, not celebrities, not stars.

I don't love who I am so I'm working on a fix

Well as for Ian Rush, he's perfectly fit, apart, that is, from his physical fitness

You can't have your privacy violated if you don't know your privacy is violated.

Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.