It's lovely to get one successful show - the chances of finding a second one are not so hot.

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

The BBC is a victim of its own independence.

I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.

Anyway, I have long had a very definite tendency to tune out the moment I come anywhere near either a pulpit or a soapbox.

The throne of grace is the gospel of salvation.

The feet of ghosts never touch the ground.

Blind zeal can only do harm.

From time immemorial, man has desired to comprehend the complexity of nature in terms of as few elementary concepts as possible.

Being with my family is my highest priority.

Looks like he's dressed for court.

The gratitude you receive from others is a reflection of your genius.

I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?

I am here now, because I am supposed to be here. And I guess when it is my time to cross over there, I will be over there. I am not religious, but I am spiritual, honey. My day is coming!