It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins... and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top.

We are here on planet Earth to learn lessons and to grow in loving knowledge.

When your desires are strong enough, you will appear to possess superhuman powers to achieve.

People walk in the door because they need you to take care of them -- to feed them or fix them.

They are not my stories...they are merely mine to tell

We live by encouragement and die without it - slowly, sadly and angrily.

The dancer's trembling heart must bring everything into harmony, from the tips of her shoes to the flutter of her eyelashes, from the ruffles of her dress to the incessant play of her fingers.

I intended to give you some advice but now I remember how much is left over from last year unused.

I always keep my mind open. For me, a mind has to work like like a parachute, works only if it's open.

They say, You can't give a smile away; it always comes back. The same is true of a kind word or a conversation starter. What goes around, comes around.

Communists liked history very much. It just had to be the right history. They liked to remember it selectively.