It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.

I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies.

You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people.

Everyone should be comfy during the apocalypse.

Odd, isn’t it? You know when your birthday is, but not your death day, even though you pass the date year after year, never suspecting that some day…

Beware to entertain strangers, thereby you may entertain an angel unawares...New Testament.

Try not to say, 'I'm a failure.' Instead, ask, 'What can I do better? What did I do wrong?' Then re-approach.

I began playing Branson during the 1992 season and was a little amazed. There were about 30 celebrity theatres there and more are being added all the time.

That's one thing I get neurotic about: I need my soup to be crazy hot.

During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.

What you call intelligence and what you refer to as the Creator are not different. The Creator is pure intelligence, intelligence beyond logic.

Let there be no distance between the words you say and the life you live.

Younger adult smokers are the only source of replacement smokers If younger adults turn away from smoking, the industry must decline.

Slavery built the South. I'm not saying we should bring it back; I'm just saying it had its merits. For one thing, the streets were safer after dark.