It's much more fun to share and laugh at the bad times and the frustrations. I find you get a much deeper connection with the audience that way.

I just didn’t want to be pigeonholed as an 'ethnic comic' or an 'Asian comic.' I just wanted to be on the same playing field as everyone else.

Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.

I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.

I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing.

Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you'll get hired.

Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians?

I spend so much time on the Internet...I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading.

One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.

You’re a feminist if you go to a Jay Z and Beyoncé concert, and you’re not like, ‘Mmm, I feel like Beyoncé should get 23 percent less money than Jay Z'.

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

She turned her painted blue eyes toward the assistant and said something in French before she left.

There are men who teach best by not teaching at all.

I fear theology is--in the words attributed to William Temple--"still in its infancy" when it comes to animals.

One tiny flame could make so many other flames; one tiny flame could set afire a whole world.

Everybody thought I was a bit of an eccentric for wanting to be out there looking at the stars, but I still do

That never goes over big with your wife. I will be a very good husband for a change.

The abundance of fruit comes out of intimacy with the Lord.

Wrapt up in error is the human mind, And human bliss is ever insecure; Know we what fortune yet remains behind? Know we how long the present shall endure?

Just 'cause somethin' ain't been done Don't mean it can't be did.

It comes down to this: either you control money, or it controls you. To control money, you must manage it.