It's my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag; even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you!

So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.

I think age is terribly overrated. You're okay as long as you don't grow up. By all means grow old, but don't mature. Remain childlike, retain wonder, the ability to be flabbergasted by something.

Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.

When it comes to love we are primates breaking stickswhile pointing to our hearts.

I don't know how to describe it, but the more I stare at him, the more I see his grief wrapped around him like shackles he can never take off.

I'm really proud of the fact that anywhere, at any time, I can make music. A lot of people can't do that.

Make films. And don't listen to anybody, except those who tell you "yes" and who are ready to help you.

I wanted to look at how people deal with death. Why is Henry Kissinger not in jail and Charles Manson is?

In high school, I was a total jock/extracurricular nerd/just plain nerd.

The Soviet Union was pretty much what Lenin and Trotsky said it was.

Never attempt to catch a whale with a minnow.

It's a choice that you make and there's consequences. It's something you have to own.

Being an opener is all about warming up the audience for the main band. That is always fun, pretty easy; there isn't a lot of pressure.