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It's never a good idea to ask a man on a tight-rope how he keeps his balance: a) he would probably fall off and b) he probably doesn't know what the muscles are called in any case.


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This page presents the quote "It's never a good idea to ask a man on a tight-rope how he keeps his balance: a) he would probably fall off and b) he probably doesn't know what the muscles are called in any case.". Author of this quote is Terry Pratchett. This quote is about men, muscles, fall, balance, ideas, rope,.