It's never felt more Canadian to be Canadian than it does now.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

The moment you learn the lesson, the test will be over.

I would die rather than live without you. I would die the same way he died. I can't bear you to look at me the way you did. I cannot bear it if you do not love me!" -Claudia.

I must create a system or be enslaved by another man's. I will not reason and compare My business is to create.

Ive only dressed in drag three or four times.

Forward, always forward, everywhere forward.

I venture to say no war can be long carried on against the will of the people.

I did not wish to take a cabin passage, but rather to go before the mast and on the deck of the world, for there I could best see the moonlight amid the mountains. I do not wish to go below now.

No gossip ever dies away entirely, if many people voice it: it, too, is a kind of divinity.

Of course, you play the game of life because you got to be incarnated.

My favorite judge is Simon because he is brutally honest and he thinks I'm