It's never good to just imitate somebody. That never works, because then you're not filling it with anything.

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up.

The best thing to do, if you really want to be good, is drink vodka all day, from the second you get up to the second they say, "Cut!"

I suppose there are a lot of people who'd kill to have my career, but I still feel like a fan.

I was a terrible actor, and that's why I got the job: I would allow myself to be so bad that I lowered and got down to WWF standards.

I don't know: Why aren't people fascinated by air traffic controllers?

Why focus on what somebody might think? Nobody talks [on TV] like people really talk most of the time.

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.

I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin.

I can't emphasize the immediate panic that would set in when I had to audition. I can't believe I did it.

I just don't feel like part of the fraternity of actors. I do geek out. All the time.

This inhuman place makes human monsters.

To live each day like it is your best, give your best, laugh your best, love your best and be the best you can be.

Pick the axe

Wish for the best, problems will follow you, challenges will come in the way when you move on, and your wisdom of learning will save you!

Unemployment or the loss of income which will always affect some in any society is certainly less degrading if it is the result of misfortune and not deliberately imposed by authority.

Because the machine will try to grind you into dust anyway, whether or not we speak.

I'm a very great non-violent character. I would never resort to violence to change anything.

The whole creative process...is putting opposites together into something that wasn't there before.

Not a single path Of thought I tread, but that it leads to God.

Being a warrior is not about the act of fighting, it's about being so prepared to face a challenge and believing so strongly in a cause that you are fighting for that you refuse to quit.