It's nice that the independent scene is taken seriously, and has been.

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.

We're all real people with moments of intense honesty and pathos and humanity. We all experience that, whether you're comedic or not.

You say you're going to be the pope, become the pope.

Don't say you're going to stop eating red meat when you like red meat.

If you surround me with darkness, suddenly, I am "somewhat fun."

Everybody needs some good sketch comedy.

We don't feel constrained by what we did in the past.

The world needs less destruction.

The laugh is what trumps everything.

Knowledge increases responsibility.

I am never going to have anything more to do with politics or politicians. When this war is over I shall confine myself entirely to writing and painting.

Who you talk to is just as important as what questions you ask and what you pull away from it.

The sciences have ever been the surest guides to virtue.

Order is man's greatest need, and his true well-being.

Nicola Tesla didn't say, 'I have to make wireless electricity!' The brain does not work that way.

Pitchers make adjustments, and it's up to the hitters to readjust and sort of tweak what they do.

Their is no defense against criticism except obscurity.

I was unable to sleep and I would stay up and draw these little cartoons. Then a friend showed them around. Before I knew it I was a cartoonist.

To fly in space is to see the reality of Earth, alone. The experience changed my life and my attitude toward life itself. I am one of the lucky ones.