It's nice when little teams win.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

Don’t only practice your art, but force your way into its secrets, for it and knowledge can raise men to the divine.

Misfortune does not help us to believe.

Our task - and the task of all education - is to understand the present world, the world in which we live and make our choices.

I put headlights in Ford vans. I still drive a Ford.

When the government gets involved in pricing, I don't think it's the right way to look at a business.

I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.

I'm inspired by everything that I encounter, from the environment to people to other songs, movies and artists.

On the radio I listen to the easy-listening stations, the jazz stations.

I am always reading, always, and tons of things at once. I wouldn't say I'm a voracious reader, though. I never finish books that fast, because I'm always reading so many things at once.

The definition of success is getting many of the things money can buy and all the things money can't buy.