It's no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

You are never so lost that your angels cannot find you.

Eight hours of sleep would be amazing. That would be the best. If I could just figure out that part of my life, it would be great.

The fact that you can love something that you've lost is all the incentive you need to love again, as opposed to becoming comfortably numb.

It is in the American tradition to stand up for one's rights--even if the new way to stand up for one's rights is to sit down.

What is thinkable is also possible.

As an actor, you use the things from yourself that you can apply to the character.

Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!

You will never be powerful in life until you are powerful over your own money. How you think about it, how you feel about it and how you invest it.

Does anyone in this land act like they're supposed to?

You know what the critics are. If you tell the truth they only say you're cynical and it does an author no good to get a reputation for cynicism.