It's no secret that this is the only place I've ever wanted to work. When people ask me where I went to school, I tell them WWE University.

Well, just another thing that Michael Cole brings to Monday Night Raw, he invited Laycool here, for whatever reason.

You're The Grinch, Cole! That's why you don't like it.

Michael Cole just said he wants to be a cheerleader

Not only is he my broadcast partner, but we travel together so much, he's become like my best friend.

You're the Sue Sylvester of NXT.

These guys like each other almost as much as they like themselves.

There's a Viper in Mizville!

Todd, this is almost like your commentary! Dizzying!

It's so much fun for me to sit next to you here.

That's a beautiful purse. I carry a satchel.

We can solve all problems not by finding solutions, but by transcending consciousness to a new level.

When you have passion, you don't need coffee.

We betray our modern arrogance and forget the place of mystery in God's dealing with us.

The easiest thing is to say no. What's not so easy is telling yourself to stop.

Water is gold in the desert.

The brave venture anything.

Output always equals input.

Much discussion of money involves a heavy overlay of priestly incantation.

Everything amounts to nothing if you don't love someone or something.

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches; for the Creator, there is no poverty.