It's no treat being in bed with me.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.

I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.

I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.

Humor was not important only for me, humor was important for this nation for centuries, to survive, you know.

The will to label will always prevail over what's being labeled, usually at the expense of either truth or understanding

Everything comes too late for those who only wait.

There are moments when everything goes well, but don't be frightened.

The effort only shifted me from the frying-pan into the fire.

It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it.

I'm now so keenly aware that I have everything to prove and nothing to lose.

It was difficult knowing one of your cousins had lost his life.

I played team sports, but I never felt like I fitted in that well, so this allowed me to be part of a community but to do it in my own way.

Be silent in a group of people See what they reveal to you.