It's no wonder I became a monster, too.

All good books are about everything, abbreviated.

I began to consider the fact that maybe history is actually the great destroyer of free will.

Man will tell woman he will die for her, but I say, tell woman that you will die for her both physically and interior

It was so pleasant, chaotic, emotionless, nameless-everything vibrating so beautifully in the universe without words.

I love how, whenever you tell me a story, you go backwards and forwards and tell me everything else that could possibly be happening in every direction, like an explosion. Like a flower blooming.

Had (President) Kennedy turned to his advisers and wailed, "What can we beat the Russians at?" and if someone had cried "Backgammon!" at that point, Apollo would never have happened.

A world between my fingers.

Not a very pretty world, is it?""Which one?

But Jack doesn'

I am going to build something big for you.

Waking up in a room with no natural light does something to a man. no windows. I’m almost afraid to die. I fear my soul won’t make it out.

In the world of comedy, having a partner is not the most unusual thing.

I would like to have you quote me, Erich von Stroheim, as having said on this day of this month of this year this one thing: you Americans are living on baby food.

The way for newspapers to meet the competition of radio and television is simply to get out better papers.

Nothing ever happened - Not even this

Little Red was a tender young morsel, and the wolf knew she would be even tastier than the old woman.

I don't write on topics that require a lot of urgency. But in 'Stiff,' I wanted to change people's hearts about organ donation. Whenever I get a chance, I try to talk about that.

Adults will not necessarily laugh at the same thing as their children.

Photography is art when it's used by an artist.

I love fashion - I really feel it's where I belong.