It's not a bloody piano, it's a clarenARt...you weird talking person.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Men who believe that the way to the mind is not by way of ice picks through the brain or large dosages of dangerous medicine but through an honest reckoning of the self.

When you believe in your dream and your vision, then it begins to attract its own resources. No one was born to be a failure.

Encourage innovation. Change is our lifeblood, stagnation our death knell.

I don't know what a scoundrel is like, but I know what a respectable man is like, and it's enough to make one's flesh creep.

All novels are sequels; influence is bliss.

A successful collaboration is all about trust and respect. If you show people trust they will perform better.

Messages about money are passed down from generation to generation, worn and chipped like the family dishes.

No one is above the law, and no one is beneath the law.

Recession doesn't deserve the right to exist. There are just too many things to be done in science and engineering to be bogged down by temporary economic dislocations.

Only the poet has any right to be sorry for the poor, if he has anything to spare when he has thought of the dull, commonplace rich.