It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Don't let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.

Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.

I'm getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.

You write a hit the same way you write a flop.

The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot. By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.

Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.

Stay close to the young... and a little rubs off.

Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.

You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.

Why can't a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square; Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can't a woman be like that?

Life is like writing with a pen. You can cross out your past but you can't erase it.

What use is of an eye to be open if it's not there to see! Shouldn't it rather be gauged or closed for it deceives?

Your happiness is meaningless unless it is linked with the total liberation of people around you! You matter

To see the miracle, you must be the miracle.

I got up with my wife, I sat down at the computer when she went to work, and I didn't stop until she got home.

Continual learning is the key to continual living.

I'm a father of four girls and I know very much about the relationship between a father and his daughters.

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

Good morning. You have a moment?" It's clever the way she says it, not as a question. I would have to contradict her in order to have my moment back. I make a note to use the method in the future.

Common sense is the average sensibility and intelligence of men undisturbed by individual peculiarities.