It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.

I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.

If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick.

A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY.

Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here.

I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash!

If thou wouldst seek justice, thyself must be just.

Never underestimate the value of advice from anyone, whether they are younger or older than you. Wisdom is not categorised under age

Whatever cosmic attraction had drawn [Jess & Addie] to one another in the first place was beginning to fill in with the chinks and mortar of very real, very likeable human traits.

His distress and pleasure mixed and married, giving birth to several anxious children.

The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain.

False dichotomies are often at the heart of discord.

Intolerance of mediocrity has been the main prop of my independence.

And broader still became the blaze, and louder still the din, And fast from every village round the horse came spurring in.

The world is God's language to us.