It's not brain surgery. It's not nuclear physics. It's television. It's only television.

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?

If you believe in your heart that you are right, you must fight with all your might to do it your way. Only dead fish swim with the stream all the time.

The new national campfire - radio.

A good time to laugh is any time you can.

What I like most about change is that it's a synonym for 'hope'. If you're taking a risk, what you are really saying is, 'I believe in tomorrow and I will be the part of it.

In the coldest February, as in every other month in every other year, the best thing to hold on to in this world is each other.

I want to know why, if men rule the world, they don't stop wearing neckties.

When the anchorman is wearing a colonel's uniform, it tells you something.

People are pretty much alike. It's only that our differences are more susceptible to definition than our similarities.

Only dead fish swim with the stream all of the time.

Maybe the way we have learned to look has changed in the last 25 years, and the exotic is much more acceptable. There are many artists now, younger artists, who work out of the exotic

We don't have a single point of view for a road at all, except a moving one, moving along it.

Diesel fuel is too important to our farmers at harvest time and to the truckers delivering commerce across Nebraska to allow a bureaucratic hurdle to slow the delivery of fuel.

Achieving your vision doesn't mean you've reached the end of the line. It simply means that you've come to a new starting place.

I'm enjoying my retirement, enjoying my life. I have two kids and a lot of my time is spent chasing these two animals.

Every step in every proud life is a run from safety to the dark, and the only thing to trust is what we think is true.

I have never met one person who likes Grand Funk.

The ascendency of the sacerdotal order was long the ascendency which naturally and properly belonged to intellectual superiority.

Don't call for a revolution, but look at yourself honestly and create an evolution.

She might have melted a heart of stone, but nothing can melt a heart of wood.