It's not cold in here, you're just dying.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

I have seen your heart, and it is mine.

The true exercise of freedom is-can-nily and wisely and with grace-to move inside what space confines-and not seek to know what lies beyond and cannot be touched or tasted.

Caring about anyone leaves you vulnerable.

Forests precede civilizations and deserts follow them.

My investment strategy, which is to focus on sectors that are a national priority for India, hasn't changed.

I don't place too much importance on words. It's always the last thing I do because I'm definitely more interested in mood.

You need to try to master the ability to feel sad without actually being sad.

Men are vile inconstant toads.

Racism is the most divisive force in our society, so until it is dealt with we cannot hope for much.

I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard!