It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

My mom drives me crazy sometimes, but I have a good relationship with her.

If you put all of your eggs in love’s basket, joy will hatch.

The first two tracks were pop songs from the 1970s, sung in Danish in a style that was best described as Abba without joy.

Like words written in the sand taken away by wavesThousands of years of culture discovered in lost cavesClimbing to a mountain at it's highest peakOut of no where strength when thought down and weak

When two souls are as one, they stay together on the Wheel. I was born into this world to love you, and I will love you in the next life, and the one after that." ~Jem Carstairs

No form of government matters nearly as much as the spirit and intelligence brought to the administration of any form of government.

... it is one thing to like defiance, and another thing to like its consequences.

When you decide to hit rock bottom, humiliation is part of the deal.

Often, I work out of my work. One work takes me to the next thing.

This big fat woman bumped me on the floor, she was rarin' to go, she was rarin' to go. Then she did a dip, I almost broke my hip.

After love a formal feeling comes.