It's not enough just to be real; you have to try to make it interesting or entertaining.

You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.

You can think of Hollywood as high school. TV actors are freshmen, comedy actors are maybe juniors, and dramatic actors - they're the cool seniors.

That's the thing about friendship, it's a lot rarer than love, because there is nothing in it for any body.

I think of myself as a doom person. I'm a worrier. But I like the idea of being an optimist. Maybe I'm the kind of optimist who deep down knows it's not going to work.

I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

True love is your souls recognition of its counterpoint in another.

There's something people find hilarious about dogs surfing and dancing and talking in the movies. I think it's nice for people - I think it's wish fulfillment - to see animals talking.

You can't get too attached to any one shampoo. And conditioner, also.

I definitely would like to do some more dramatic roles.

Maybe that's why there's an insecurity sometimes in acting, because it's not like there's a correlation between hard work and how people receive you.

Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.

Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.

I was born an ordinary actor. I will die an ordinary actor. But I've persisted.

I'm less certain now but kinder.

I struggled in the beginning. I said I was going to write the truth, so help me God. And I thought I was. I found I couldn't. Nobody can write the absolute truth.

It is not a question how much a man knows, but what use he can make of what he knows.

The president deserves someone who can block for his policies.

I never date anyone my cat doesn't like.

Everyone carries around his own monsters.

So, what you can do in Microsoft Word is what Bill Gates has decided. What you can do in Oracle Database is what Larry Ellison and his crew have decided.