It's not exactly courageous to be an anti-racist these days; a hundred years ago, it was.

I'm more muscular than I was in my younger days. My biceps and shoulders, especially.

The vegan diet is obviously lacking whatever essential nutrient it is that makes people likeable.

My hatred is a thousand times more powerful than all your good intentions.

Hatred is the air I breathe. It permeates every cell in my body.

Anti-racist propaganda is relentless and inescapable, as if the propagandists fear that if they shut up about it for a second, they'd instantly become racists themselves.

Many of the racial problems in America are caused by the fact that people are innately tribal, and politicians know how to exploit that biological fact.

One of the greatest pleasures I get from my measly professional career is confusing people.

It's very odd to observe someone else taking your identity into their own hands and getting it all wrong. I don't think most people will ever get to experience how truly weird it is.

The criticism that has most consistently bothered me is the allegation that I'm a schlockmeister whose only objective is to shock people.

I prefer for a woman's most private of areas to have as much hair as Carlos Santana's entire band, head to toe, circa 1972.

This morning do something different: When you wake up in the morning, wake your forgotten and forsaken dreams up as well, wake them up like an insisting rooster!

Your thoughts and words will either acquit or condemn you.

And the sun and the moon sometimes argue over who will tuck me in at night. If you think I am having more fun than anyone on this planet, you are absolutely correct.

Go to bed," he ordered. "Go to bed... and stay there.

I was a freethinker before I knew how to think.

I never overcame my conviction that writing for commercial television was a kind of prostitution.

What is forgotten cannot be healed, and that which cannot be healed easily becomes the cause of greater evil.

You've confused a war on your religion with not always getting everything you want.

I like a book to be full of the memory of what it is, a voice in an endless conversation, and yet at the same time to be new.

You can make all the birth plans in the world, but at the end of the day - go with the flow.