It’s not going to be easy, but it’s kind of like ripping off a band-aid. Painful for a minute, but it has to be done.

There’s never a right or wrong side in a divorce case, but, given the human capacity for hate, the breakup of a legal relationship so tied to emotion often brought out the worst in people.

Now you can start paying for it with money instead of blood.

Short of a death in the family, a divorce is perhaps the most life-altering experience in human relationships.

All the makeup in this world can never cover up an empty brain.

A coalescence of verbose convolution, veering on imperceptibility, impinges upon a plain proclamation an apparent profundity.

I looked for company and i found myself.

I didn't mind studying. Obviously math and the physical science subjects interested me more than some of the more artistic subjects, but I think I was a pretty good student.

Tides do what tides do – they turn.

I will lose twenty pounds like... I can lose ten... I have. I can lose ten in a week and a few days.

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

A woman should be an illusion

I really romanticized being pregnant. Then I realized, this is awful!

No one should ever finish a book they're not enjoying, no matter how popular or well reviewed the book is.