It's not good for people to have the safety net too low... People can take care of themselves better than we allow them to.

I'm a firm believer that character is highly overrated. Character is a trick that we do with the audience's collusion.

I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.

That red carpet has to be felt to be believed.

Oh yeah, that's the Holy Grail, Pirates of the Caribbean. Johnny Depp, he's the real deal, isn't he? He doesn't get the girl, and he doesn't care.

Shameless is a rough show, and it’s not for everyone, but it’s also beautiful.

It's hard to be depressed around a ukulele. You just pick it up and you're halfway home.

I'll tell you this about the Oscars - they're real.

There are some older women out there who are just knockouts, real beauties, and they're not getting the roles they should.

Everyone hooks up with George Clooney. He's a genuinely cool guy. He's using his powers for good.

You should know the lines, be prepared, get sleep, and have the script analyzed so you're ready to rock and roll.

Reading makes me feel like I've lived a thousand lives in addition to my own.

William: "I'm sure we can all pull together, sir."Vetinari: "Oh, I do hope not. Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny. Free men pull in all kinds of directions.

I've always been told my presence brightened up any room. One might think that went doubly for dank underground cell." (Jace)

Do not use life to give life to death. Do not use death to bring death to life.

Newspaper : A device unable to distinguish between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilisation.

From all who dwell below the skiesLet the Creator's praise arise;Let the Redeemer's name be sungThrough every land, by every tongue.

For a taste that's a bit more distinct, eat a bird before it's extinct.

Why did the ancients praise the Way? Did they not say it was because you find what you seek and are saved from your wrongdoings?

We're living in a world that says that if you engage in mass fraud, you'll be rewarded, but if you go down the street and steal an orange juice, you get arrested.

From its earliest beginnings, golf has been a gentleman's game - to be played as much for the sake of the game as for the contest.