It's not ignorance does so much damage; it's knowin' so derned much that ain't so.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

You must try to forget all you have learned, ' said the old man. 'You must begin to dream. From this time on you must shut your ears to the roaring of the voices.

The purpose of education is to make good human beings with skill and expertise... Enlightened human beings can be created by teachers.

It's a treat to see the sun rise over the desert. What am I saying? It's a treat to fire off a rocket car over the desert!

human relationships simply aren't durable. I think back to the women in my life. they seem non-existent.

If ever the Greeks needed a Trojan horse, it is now.

Sometimes I succeed, sometimes I fail, but every day is a clean slate and a fresh opportunity.

We see, we feel, we change.

Theater is a verb before it is a noun, an act before it is a place.

I was a very physical child... I was a tree-climber; I was a tomboy.

To take part in this brothel through the payment of my taxes, that had become to me unbearable.