It's not listed in the Bible, but my spiritual gift, my specific calling from God, is to be a television talk-show host.

Why should I apologize because God throws in crystal chandeliers, mahogany floors, and the best construction in the world?

When we complain, we remain. When we whine, we stay behind. When we praise, we raise.

But when you come to Heritage USA, remember to bring your Bible and your VISA card - because the Bible is the Holy Truth, and God doesnt take American Express

You know, I try not to look back, because looking forward is so much better than looking backward.

God doesn't want his people to go second-class.

I feel like God has forgiven me of so much, that I will forgive everyone who has hurt us

And God knows I needed to be forgiven. So I had to forgive everybody. And then God - as I read in the word, you're supposed to pray for your enemies. Try that one on

So you can't lose serving God, and that all things work together for good.

I started out by believing God for a newer car than the one I was driving. I started out believing God for a nicer apartment than I had. Then I moved up.

Most of you are so young you dont know who I am, and thats good.

Charity is fortune, avarice is poverty, peace is treasure, and happiness is wealth.

Why Are Terrorists into Piracy? Well, they are movie buffs too!

Am reading more of Oscar Wilde. What a tiresome, affected sod.

The good old days are neither better nor worse than the ones we're living through right now.

The longer you spend your time worrying about all the negative things in your life, the further you push any chance of retrieving the positive.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

The world is full of marvels, if you're willing to travel far enough to see them.

The person who is capable of producing a large number of ideas per unit of time, other things being equal, has a greater chance of having significant ideas.

What is one person's diversion may be another's supreme test.

Science is like a love affair with nature; an elusive, tantalising mistress. It has all the turbulence, twists and turns of romantic love, but thats part of the game.