It's not new: In the '70s, Archie Bunker said terrible things on 'All in the Family, ' but it was all in Carroll O'Connor's performance. You saw lack of intelligence, and you laughed.

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage.

I don't worry about people misinterpreting my kindness for weakness.

Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it.

What's frustrating as an actor, when you want to work hard, you can only work once that phone rings and then you can only work until the production wraps. Then you have to find another job.

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could.

I think anybody who's doing work in their teen years on TV or in the movies, you're a teen idol by default.

I actually enjoyed changing diapers and I enjoyed swaddling. I don't mind being swaddled either, on occasion.

My hobbies have varied over the years. There were a whole set of new ones before I got married. Now I spend as much time with my wife, who is my best friend.

Marathons are good training goals.

I really enjoy playing that everyman part because that part is us, the audience. And you need somebody inside a comedy to tether the absurdity to reality.

But like balloons, they were excessively buoyant, and if you weren't careful, they floated away.

Who knows until we experience it? I think that heaven and reincarnation are both ways of making us feel better about what happens to people's souls after death. I hope at least one of them is true.

Think something better so that something better can happen!

The tyrant’s formula for every genocide since the beginning of time: differentiate, divide, destroy.

If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat.

There are as many guys in coaching who do a lousy job as there are in the media. Those are two professions that are a lot alike. There aren't a hell of a lot of really good coaches or writers.

When we export energy, we export American influence overseas. As I travel around the world, I know that there are people that want to buy energy from America.

Her blue eyes were still beautiful, but they did not know what was before them, and Mary herself could never look through them again to tell Laura what she was thinking without saying a word.

I started writing seriously when I was about 12. I am always in the mood.

Over the next ten years, everything that has a cord is going to have data in it.