It's not only progressives who listen to progressive radio.

You don't have to think exactly like me. When people go, "I don't agree with everything you say," you know what, if you agree with everything anyone says, you're an idiot.

I don't know how many times a phone call or e-mail starts with, "I don't agree with anything you say but you're funny as hell so I listen to your show, I love your show."

You don't have to be straight. You just have to shoot straight.

Fox succeeds because it's entertaining. It's like a rightwing freak show.

I was actually abandoned by wolves and then raised by Republicans.

My politics just kind of developed over time as a reaction.

Is it possible that more black people hate the President than are actually alive?

I like fighters. That's why I love Russ Feingold. I love Barbara Boxer. And Howard Dean and John Conyers. Democrats I talk to around the country want their leaders to come out and fight for them.

I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball.

This is so sexist. I mean, are we really going to put this as a standard of something we are going to judge our presidential candidates by?

Everyone listened to this amusing narrative with great interest, and the moment that Behemoth concluded it, they all shouted in unison: 'Lies!

The love of wine is a good man's failing.

Injuries accompanied with insults are never forgiven: all men, on these occasions, are good haters, and lay out their revenge at compound interest.

What my political views or my constitutional views are just doesn't matter.

Hillary Clinton rubs people the wrong way, for valid reasons.

I've gone through a lot of stuff in my life so far. There are stories I haven't really been able to tell.

Co-operation between governments still plays an important role and will remain indispensable.

Publishers of course have you altogether in their grip; if they say you must do a thing you have jolly well got to do it.

I don't get nervous in any situation. There's no such thing as nerves when you're playing games.

I don't do anything that is not fun. I just don't do it.