It's not possible that women can be at par with men.

Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real

South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner

Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.

I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.

If you take men and lock them in a house for five years and tell them to come up with two children and they fail to do that, then we will chop off their heads.

Don't drink at all, don't smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.

Only God who appointed me will remove me.

What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

We have said we will never collapse, never ever. We may have our droughts, our poverty, but as a people we shall never collapse, never ever.

Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.

Unexamined thoughts, habits or action may offer some deceptive gain or pleasure but eventually it takes away something most valuable from our life, which we have ever wished for.

We live and breathe words...but writing them down makes you escape into new worlds. Only those who write would understand.

Like most of those who study history, he (Napoleon III) learned from the mistakes of the past how to make new ones.

Some of the best ideas I get seem to happen when I'm doing mindless manual labor or exercise. I'm not sure how that happens, but it leaves me free for remarkable ideas to occur.

The yellow star? Oh well, what of it? You dont die of it.

Ennui is the echo in us of time tearing itself apart.

Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?

I'm good with machines. I know where to scratch, pet, and tickle them.

Mythology is the mother of religions, and grandmother of history.