It's not so hard to get rich as it is to know when you have gotten rich.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Although we cannot command it, we choose joy, making a deliberate commitment to happiness (essentially another word for peace).

It's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well.

I am a living testament you can be adopted and successful.

Poverty urges us to do and suffer anything that we may escape from it, and so leads us away from virtue.

The composition happens as the work progresses. Often the messy background makes it easy to disperse shapes as needed. I'd rather it took over me than I took over it.

Money is the sixth sense that makes it possible to enjoy the other five.

I think marriage is ghastly.

I'm not interested in corporate magic or fame.

Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

America's wealth comes from the efforts of people striving for success. Take away their incentive with badmouthing success and you take away the wealth that helps us take care of the needy.