It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

Believe in yourself, keep a can-do approach, struggle hard and watch success follow.

If you practise deceit it will burrow down into dark places and change you. Spoken by Boaz to his daughter, Star.

The great design of Jesus' descent into hell is to rousepeople out of their deep sleep, to deliver them from sin and death.

He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance one cannot fly into flying.

Life is the best teacher.

List 20 things you are going to do in the next 30 days to fast-start your career. Then take action on at least one of them.

My music is about a joyful experience. I've learned that if you can affect other people, you should.

There are insights that can be born only of your own pain, and they are the most precious. Seek [within] the undiscovered part of yourself. (emphasis added)

I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic.

Instinct is a great matter. I was now a coward on instinct.