It's not that Good doesn't triumph over Evil, it's that the point spread is too small.

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.

I don't know if I can live on my income or not - the government won't let me try it.

Money talks — but credit has an echo.

My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS.

I believe in facing reality. But only because I don't like turning my back on it.

People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows!

I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I'm up to.

The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged.

A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest.

Peace begins with a kind gesture and Namaste.

Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.

Not a softness anywhere about me, Only whalebone and brocade.

We fear only what we haven’t understood.

I live in Minnesota. Lots of people assume that if you want to be an actor, you have to live in Hollywood, but not me.

When you succeed (with legislation), that feeling is exhilaration. And it takes leadership from a president, which means you meet with members of Congress 24/7 and you talk and you listen.

With dance, you learn to channel nerves into energy, excited energy.

United States could be a great country. It needs to be a great country. It's our responsibility as citizens to make that happen, every single one of us.

First romance, first love, is something so special to all of us, both emotionally and physically, that it touches our lives and enriches them forever.

It is in the doing that the real blessing comes. Do it! That's our motto.