It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.

What do you mean, you "don't believe in homosexuality?" It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary.

Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.

A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a girl thing.

No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago.

Learn all the rules... then break them.

It's really not enough to just have black women. A really good idea could be to comment on how they are treated by society.

Guns don't kill, people do.

Never point at anything beige and call it cool.

It took hours to turn the clock back 30 seconds.

Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.

Much of what we call evil can often be converted into a bracing and tonic good by a simple change of the sufferer's inner attitude from one of fear to one of fight

Successful people have a bigger fear of failure than people who've never done anything because if you haven't been successful, then you don't know how it feels to lose it all.

The United States government has the obligation to educate all young people in this country.

The truest wild beasts live in the most populous places.

When we care about people, we sometimes overstep our grounds.

In every age there are plenty of people around to remind you what you cannot possibly do. Thank goodness, for these naysayers provide a priceless service: They spur...us to achieve great things.

When a poet's mind is perfectly equipped for its work, it is constantly amalgamating disparate experience ?in the mind of the poet these experiences are always forming new wholes.

In his state of complete powerlessness the individual perceives the time he has left to live as a brief reprieve.