It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care

It all comes down to probable cause: If you think something's up, maybe you gotta take a look.

Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

Life is not always like chess. Just because you have the king surrounded, don't think he is not capable of hurting you.

It can be liberating to get fired because you realize the world doesn't end. There's other ways to make money, better jobs.

Good actors, you always know what they're thinking. That's why they're good actors.

I can't pull off blond, but I got some blond tips. Which is as close as I'll ever come to being in a '90s boy band.

In corporate levels, it's all about tailoring your shirt and which tennis club you belong to and which watch you are wearing and what did you shoot last week?

It's got to be weird to sit in an office all day and deal with these creative types without having any idea of what they do or how they do it.

Any time you do physical stuff, violence, it is controlled. It's a little bit like you block the move.

It's kinda cool seeing people having real fights with people they really know.

In the end, the slow decay of the body didn't matter. We all continue on, renewing ourselves, through our offspring. They are what matter. They are what survives.

You leave a rumor long enough, give it the right soil, and it'll grow into a fact . . .

So many little lives, amounting to nothing. I ask you: What is infinity multiplied by zero? It is hardly worth our discussion.

Art is obsolete now. New technologies are taking over.

She's a warm fart at Christmas.

Nothing is more certain than that there must be an unmade and unlimited being.

You know sometimes you're in a position of risk and you feel that you can turn good or bad.

As people get older and fall out of the spotlight, people's memory of them changes.

You have to remember that actors are human beings. Which is hard sometimes because they look so much better than human beings.

I remember seeing war hero Jimmy Doolittle fly a Gee Bee racer there. He was my childhood hero. Many years later, I was lucky enough to go hunting with him.